Mark Nair

I live in the top rectangle of Texas with the most wonderful woman in the universe and three little stinkers who are 11, nine, and six years old.

I'm the creative director for a company that does stuff with books, music, and movies. I make things up and work with some fun people. My business card has this for my title: Creative Boy, Evil Genius, Crime Fighter.

I fight crimes of mediocrity.

I once went to law school, but then I got smart. I went to graduate school and then got dumb again.

When in meetings, I fight against sports cliches by replacing them with cooking cliches. Who burnt the brownies! Try it. It's fun.

I enjoy chess, riding my recumbent bicycle, doing magic tricks, and Aikido. I am no good at any of these.

I am a professional amateur.